Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner - or Not

Posted on the NRSC.org site, the chairmen of both the NRSC (National Republican Senatorial Committee) and the NRCC (National Republican Congressional Committee) are still pleased to announce "that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will deliver the keynote address at the annual Senate-House Dinner to be held on June 8th at the Washington Convention Center."

I read both chairmen's comments with amusement and thought they would be better if they were fixed as follows:

“Governor Palin has quickly emerged as one of the most popular hilarious and recognizable faces in the Republican Party, and we are honored to have dreading her delivery of the keynote address at the Senate-House dinner. As a proven leader in ethics violations in her home-state of Alaska, Governor Palin represents a breath of fresh air from the business-as-usual crowd of Republicans in Washington, and is one of our Party’s up-and-coming young governors poseurs who will play a critical role in ruining our re-building efforts in the years to come.  Last fall, she electrified and energized crowds opponents across the country, and we expect she will generate a similar amount of enthusiasm resistance at this spring’s dinner.” – NRSC Chairman John Cornyn

“On behalf of Congressional Republicans, it is a pleasure pity to announce one of the brightest rising stars dimmest bulbs in the Republican Party, Sarah Palin, will deliver the keynote address at this year’s Senate-House dinner.  Gov. Palin’s conservative values talking points, her commendable dubious achievements in Alaska and the sheer energy pantyhose she personifies make her one of the most compelling visionaries sex symbols of our Party.  With I'll try to feign respect, admiration and enthusiasm, I look forward to as I welcominge her to Washington and await the inspirational vacuous address our Party doesn't needs, as it rebuilds and prepares for a victorious viscious election cycle.” – NRCC Chairman Pete Sessions

As it turns out, GINO may not be going after all.  I wonder how excited Cornyn and Sessions will be the next time they see her?
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