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It's you-know-who's birthday! Here's a picture in need of a good caption. I've started off with a few -- add yours in a comment!

 

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Where am I gonna find another AG with strong morals, also, like Talis?
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Darn it, where's Bristol. I told her to have Tripp here by my birthday.
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Can ya believe that Ashley Judd? I'd like to take her up in a plane with my rifle...
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Gonna have to get Muthee to do his prayer thing on me again, too, this time for protection also from those pesky pajama-wearin' basement bloggers!